Dunk Attempt #13
Ohhhhh, Reno. I believed, for a brief moment, that you were the answer to my prayers, the cure for my every woe. But there is no mistaking the fact that I, clearly, was mistaken. It seems that your bright lights and flashing signs weren’t enough to wake me from this nightmare that is my nonathletic reality. All your talk of lucky breaks and big chances, of breaking the odds and creating miracles were not enough to put a little of your magic in my boots. I am, in Reno, the same dunkless fool who escaped the Emerald City of Seattle with his dreams of the famed Wild West, blessed home of the Tomahawk Jam, resting place of the beloved Windmill.
But this sad display will not deter me one iota. I have six weeks left… 42 precious days in which to prove myself worthy of the seemingly endless idolatry that my legions of fans have bestowed upon me. Your praise is well deserved. I am as amazing as you have always thought me to be, I assure you… If not moreso. Be patient, and I will lead you to the glory that only ThisGuy could provide.
Till next week….
October 12th, 2009 at 6:38 am
The glorious mountains of Reno are so inspiring, but I like when you get slapped and when your pants get ripped off. by the way, the next time you see U-man…will you tell him I miss him?
October 14th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
‘Legions of fans’?
Really?
October 26th, 2009 at 6:51 am
hey I have a good feeling about dunk attempt number 14. At the beginning I have to admit I was not much of a believer but you have me sold I love the videos you put out they make me laugh. well I just wanted to say that I am following you from Thailand where you have inspired me loose weigh and try and dunk again, its been about 5 years since I was last able to. I wish you the best of luck!
October 26th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Dude, like do it, or something. It’s like not a lot of time until you’re old. Like old Forever! We need more videos!